Dear John Paul Adrian, Regardless of whether what you say is correct or not (it's not, but let's not lose ourselves nitpicking), you are being needlessly rude/patronizing to other people; what might be obvious to you is not necessarily so to us bug reporters.
Please leave that attitude outside Debian; you achieve nothing, damage the reputation of the project, and discourage people from contributing with bug reports. Go enjoy the summer, I hear it's nice and warm in Berlin. Cheers, -- Javier Rojas