Package: fortunes Version: 1:1.99.1-3 Severity: wishlist Suggested new quote: Step 1: Close AutoCAD - I know this can be difficult for some of you. You could also wait for AutoCAD to crash if you want.
Source: http://themadcadder.blogs.com/my_weblog/2008/12/external-xref-manager-xref-path-saver.html Supporting comments: I know it's not very Unix-related but it actually made me laugh out loud, unlike many of the existing quotes. -- System Information: Debian Release: 4.0 APT prefers oldstable APT policy: (500, 'oldstable') Architecture: i386 (i686) Shell: /bin/sh linked to /bin/bash Kernel: Linux 2.6.24 Locale: LANG=en_NZ, LC_CTYPE=en_NZ (charmap=ISO-8859-1) Versions of packages fortunes depends on: ii fortune-mod 1:1.99.1-3 provides fortune cookies on demand ii fortunes-min 1:1.99.1-3 Data files containing fortune cook fortunes recommends no packages. -- no debconf information -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to debian-bugs-dist-requ...@lists.debian.org with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trouble? Contact listmas...@lists.debian.org