Package: fortunes Version: 1:1.99.1-3 Severity: wishlist You know, if Red Hat was smart, they'd have a fake front on their office building just for visitors, where you would board a magical trolley that took you past the smiling singing oompah loompahs who take the raw linux sugar and make it into Red Hat candy goodness.
Then they could use it as a motivator for employees....Shape up, or you're spending time working "the ride"! -- Jim Wright on the TriLUG mailing list <http://www.trilug.org/pipermail/trilug/Week-of-Mon-20070205/046404.html> -- System Information: Debian Release: 4.0 APT prefers testing APT policy: (500, 'testing') Architecture: i386 (i686) Shell: /bin/sh linked to /bin/bash Kernel: Linux 2.6.18-3-686 Locale: LANG=en_US.UTF-8, LC_CTYPE=en_US.UTF-8 (charmap=UTF-8) Versions of packages fortunes depends on: ii fortune-mod 1:1.99.1-3 provides fortune cookies on demand ii fortunes-min 1:1.99.1-3 Data files containing fortune cook fortunes recommends no packages. -- no debconf information -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]