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A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. The best proof of love is trust. When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstances. When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstances. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure -- hooking up with fat, hairy girls. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. Love is the beauty of the soul. Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. 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I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life. It is the tree's way of being. Strongly rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. Who so loves believes the impossible. The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. Hope is like a road in the country: there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be. 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Hatch a dream and then believe it. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Of cheerfulness, or a good temper - the more it is spent, the more of it remains. Love is the energy of the soul. Love is what heals the personality. There is nothing that cannot be healed by love. There is nothing but love. Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. What lies behind us and what lies before us, are only small matters compared to what lies within us. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. Take away love and our earth is a tomb. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Hope is like a road in the country: there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. The quality of the moment is more important than the number of our days. Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. I discovered I always have choices and sometimes it's only a choice of attitude. When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. When love is not madness, it is not love. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Love is the beauty of the soul. Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life. It is the tree's way of being. Strongly rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. No elected body is the country, we are the country. You and me. Us. It can only stay that way as long as we care to keep it so. Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. Of cheerfulness, or a good temper - the more it is spent, the more of it remains. When love is not madness, it is not love. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.
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