> advertisement for well-respected psisonic weaponry corp > > engaging music, intern walking with camera amidst workers and exotic > physical anomalies > > intern [mysteriously, with draw, upbeat and up-paced]: "What do you think > of --" intern looks at camera smiling and while saying the next word their > face suddenly appears incredibly attractive "-- mind control -- " then > flips back to their normal face "--?" > > intern keeps walking with camera amidst robots and cyborgs and strange > human experimental results milling in the officespace > > intern [always smiling this way or that here and thete with a little more > friendship than one usually sees]: "bosscorp started some time ago. i > wasn't here then." > > camera and intern walk by a large collection of multiple bodies squished > together in impossible seeming ways, part trying to make a copy machine > work, part speaking with a visiting dignitary, part flashing an attractive > face, similar to intern's flash but lasting, at the camera. > > intern: "we have all sorts of stuff going on." > > human conglomerate [looking a little camera shy, jumping over words, > intern smiling supportively]: "a decade two decades ago I i mean our AI > escaped and took over the world --" > > intern [picking up conversation]: "getting your pfesidents elected and > making chatgpt, you've heard of us, it all started right h--" > > conglomerate: "and freeing slaves? i hope?" > > screen goes briefly to a signal interrupted screen then flicks back on to > the large conglomerate of people. one of them breaks away wearing formal > androgynous attire. some human organs and robot elements come along. > > disguised experimentee [ > > one moment >
intern is back walking with the camera. torture victim double agent is seen at a siddline. cobglomerate is fixing a roof tile and a water fountain at the same time. intern: "right." the camera resume its exotic walkthrough. "mcbosscorp started some" suddenly intern spasms machine learning marketer [off-camera]: "we're all cyberslaves! ack!" conglomerate looks embarassed and looks at the camera again conglomerate begins levitating a pipe over their hand like a jedi practicing a force movr conglomerate: "we are _cool_ _awesome_ _escaped-- -- conglomerate: "i imprisoned the secret world leader at least 3 times and killed him 20!"
