[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
> how can you detect someone hacking into your computer and when you do, how do
> you get them outta your privacy?
Well, if you come home and there are hatchet marks all over the case,
then you know that somebody hacked into your computer. When you find
this out, the best way to get them out of your privacy is to go out
into the street and declare your undying love for them publically.
A typical declaration may go like this:
"John was hacking me! I have the hatchet marks to prove it. I hereby
declare my undying love for John's loins. I state this publically,
so as to get him out of my privacy. Come here, big boy."
John will probably then publically break your neck, or you will be
laughed out of the neighborhood, but either way he's out of your
privacy and into your publicity at that point.
