Since Tim's been griping at Declan about press privileges
and how the only people who get interviewed tend to be
other journalists and celebrities flogging their books,
it should be noticed that Comedy Channel is advertising that
next month is "Tim May Month" "All Timmy. All May".
OK, technically that's "Timmy" from South Park,
with every Wednesday next month being a Timmy-centered episode.
But hey, take a Tim May Month when you can get one :-)
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Before this opportune event showed up, I'd been considering doing
a Wizard-of-Oz-style schtick about how
But Tim, you're already a real journalist!
What you need that you don't have is a Press Card.
Tim May, I now pronounce you a member of the
ancient and honorable guild of journalists,
and give you this Press Card - Laminate it in good health!
http://non-existent-press-association.com/presscard.gif
In reality, besides Tim's technical skills, where he fits into
the press jargonscape is mainly as a Pundit or an Essayist,
and could be a Usual Suspect for the press to drag in over the
past few years if he'd wanted to do that.
