So we're posting classified ads to cypherpunks now? Alex On 7 Mar 2001, LUIS VILDOSOLA wrote: > Alexandra, > > I've tried making friends with Aimee but she won't give a straight answer. > I'm not so amused by all this controversy but I am not shy about > my intentions to find a woman for keeps. > You are a in my line of vision. > > Please give me your thoughts on this. > > Luis V. > > "Alex B. Shepardsen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > Does this list have any male members who aren't misogynists? Sheesh. > > Aimee's post seems to have flushed them out of the woodwork. > > > > Alexandra > > > > On Mon, 5 Mar 2001, Meyer Wolfsheim posting as Anonymous wrote: > > > > > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- > > > > > > On Sun, 4 Mar 2001, Aimee Farr wrote: > > > > > > > CYPHERPUNKS IQ TEST > > > > > > > > QUESTION #1. > > > > > > > > You are walking through the woods alone. A beautiful unclothed woman > > > > magically appears in front of you. She holds out an apple. > > > > > > > > 1. Please darken in the correct choice using a Number Two pencil: > > > > > > The answer is "G". > > > > > > > (a) you bite the apple. > > > > > > Biting the apple is stupid. TANSTAAFL is rarely false under any > > > circumstance, and absolutely never false when it is a woman offering > > > gifts. If that apple isn't poisoned or rotten, it's at least going to > > > cost you more than it is worth. What do you want an apple for anyway? > > > Do you need this apple? Are you starving? There might be certain > > > circumstances where the apple is worth more to you than your continued > > > well-being and sanity, but these would be rare. Usually you are better > > > off dead. One is never advised to enter into contract with the devil > > > simply because Mephistopheles appears in your living room. Be sure to > > > have a damn good reason if you accept the apple, and be aware that > > > this isn't a gift. It's a strategic barter for an exchange of goods or > > > services unknown. > > > > > > (b) you take the woman. > > > > > > "Take" is ambiguous, but this can be interpreted as "advance the > > > relationship with the woman past that of "stranger met in a passing > > > encounter in the woods". This is a bad idea. Generally, one should avoid > > > all relationships with women if it can be helped. The cost/benefit ratio > > > is weighted heavily against them. > > > > > > Beauty is a flawed idea, and since beauty is indeed in the eye of the > > > beholder, it is much more economical for you to consider the mundane > > > beautiful. That way you won't be tempted by such things. > > > > > > And nothing a woman says can ever be trusted, *especially* one who is > > > naked. Naked women always lie. > > > > > > (c) you run away. > > > > > > At first glance, this may appear to be the right thing to do. However, > > > running away will make the woman more determined to ruin your life. A > > > better option would be to back away very slowly, and hope she doesn't > > > follow. If that fails, look for a big stick, and knock her unconscious, > > > then run away. > > > > > > > > > - -MW- > > > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- > > > Version: GnuPG v1.0.3 > > > Comment: No comment. > > > > > > iQEVAwUBOqRCfysFU3q6vVI9AQGVVgf/ZM5+lGet2+GXNNcrP3l3LQTZ97QNB7e7 > > > o2cmwhGGOygTiNIcMBLuQ6Cv5OUDtUSvvIWFspuSGW1m1LYuHSsrTin1I/eBf+y8 > > > YYrzy4g4NkRePnI2wUiQ9D1rk4FDN+10h0Q7L8uDmRg0GqM65rCyUx3hf9Sk+gqV > > > 7gZnn9Af6Wi4do44F07vYkVTNlHonJF8yBliswe6sgZI5KAQ6g1gBKCMB6vohUCS > > > CR7RdX42RxujpT5gYZp/4e0Mm4o/vKiAt9UqQcJ9w72gcWlA9xRp7HnXjfEh4yXe > > > in3mPdUrPNYCPbjaen3tos6Cq2U3auMlhGT/5Br+dy7Ckus90YulYQ== > > > =4ATr > > > -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- > > > > > > > > > > > ____________________________________________________________________ > Get free email and a permanent address at http://www.netaddress.com/?N=1 >
