Greetings.

Was going through some of the SMS's i recieved today and thought of sharing
this with you.

Damm i am afraid to use the word "FRIDAY" again.. hope it does not offend
any one.

Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?
Candidate: Yes I think so, I have worked in 10 different places in the last
3 months.

Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after
me.
Boss: Really? Which are the three companies?
Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.

My boss walked past my desk and asked me: "Why are you not working?"
I replied "Because I never saw you coming Sir".

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