Greetings. Was going through some of the SMS's i recieved today and thought of sharing this with you.
Damm i am afraid to use the word "FRIDAY" again.. hope it does not offend any one. Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work? Candidate: Yes I think so, I have worked in 10 different places in the last 3 months. Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me. Boss: Really? Which are the three companies? Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company. My boss walked past my desk and asked me: "Why are you not working?" I replied "Because I never saw you coming Sir". _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"

