Jennifer, Been there got those ... LOL
Regards...Gidd -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, December 12, 2008 9:31 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Holiday Humor - Gifts for Men One year, too broke to get my dad the drill press he really wanted, I bought my dad about 40 pair of underwear (this was about 15 years ago). Needless to say, he was underwhelmed, but he has gotten a great deal of use from the gift, and I daresay he's still quipped with clean, new underwear. -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Opela, Gary L CTR USAF AFMC 72 CS/SCBAH Sent: Friday, December 12, 2008 11:12 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Holiday Humor - Gifts for Men I actually tried to get dirt for Christmas. My wife balked though. We have a new house, and the builder had scraped away most of the top soil on my 1 acre plot to build a sturdy foundation. He had hauled in dirt, but unfortunately, we had quite a lot of rain this year, and all of it washed away before I could get some sod on it. So, now, I'm left with a clay yard, and no dirt for my garden/grass. I will basically say, to all women out there, get the man what he asks for. Usually I ask for gift cards, but my family thinks that's too impersonal, so I get socks :) Gary -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Shrestha, Manjari R. Sent: Friday, December 12, 2008 10:01 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Holiday Humor - Gifts for Men ** Thank you so much for this list, I wish I had this list for past 7 years. I looked at the list and most of the presents I bought for my husband was from Do not buy list. No wonder he never uses them .. hehe Thanks! Manjari R. Shrestha Junior Programmer Analyst SAIC 12530 Parklawn Drive, Suite 350 Rockville, MD 20852 Office: (301) 998-7364 [email protected] ________________________________ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 12, 2008 9:55 AM To: [email protected] Subject: OT:Holiday Humor - Gifts for Men Gifts for Men Christmas is just around the corner so it's time for me to share some gift ideas for those special men in your life! Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems. Rule #1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. For that matter any power tool is a good choice. He may not need it, or know what it does, but it will look good hung on the peg board in the garage. Rule #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. "Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. Bye-the-way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Rule #3: If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. Rule #4: Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties and never buy men bathrobes. If God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts. Rule #5: You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man a big-screen TV with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he flips, and flips, and flips. Rule #6: Do not buy a man any of those fancy liqueurs. If you do, it will sit in a cupboard for 23 years. Real men drink whiskey or beer. Rule #7: Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after shave or deodorant. We do not stink - we are earthy. Rule #8: Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. "Socks. Shorts. Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink." You get the idea. No one knows why. Rule #9: Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over. Rule #10: Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr Lumber, Home Depot, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and Les Schwab Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sear's Clearance Centers are also excellent men's stores. It doesn't matter if he doesn't know what it is. "From NAPA Auto, eh? Must be something I need. Hey! Isn't this a starter for a '68 Ford Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.") Rule #11: Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but they will barbecue. Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who wants a hamburger?" Rule #12: Tickets to a professional sports game (any team within 300 miles) are a smart gift. However, he will not appreciate tickets to "A Retrospective of 19th Century Quilts." Rule #13: Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a chainsaw. If you don't know why - please refer to Rule #8 and what happens when he gets a label maker. Rule #14: It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum extension ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must be an extension ladder. Rule #15: Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or at least The Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8" manilla rope. Rule #16: Clamps. Men can never have enough quick grip clamps. No one knows why Rule #17: Buy your man Duct Tape. This is a man's most universal repair tool. 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